Skulduggery Pleasant Has Competition
Skulduggery Pleasant - SP
Jack Skellington - JS
Valkyrie Cain - Val
Sally - Sally :)
SP - I'm the greatest living skeleton on this planet!!!!
JS - ...ERM no, I am the greatest living skeleton on this planet!!!!
SP- PFFT - I'm way better than you
JS - You drive a yellow car
SP - and a purple one AND a Bentley
JS - You live in an old mansion that could collapse at any moment
SP - you live in a tree ...
JS - Im taller
SP - I'm 400 years old
JS - I don't need a partner
SP - I don't need a wife
JS - I'm more popular
SP - You LIVE in a TREE
JS - My best friend is the president
SP - I save the world every day
JS - I saved christmas
SP - You ruined it
JS - My skull is a nicer shape
SP - The size of a football?
JS - I'm better *looks smug*
SP - I have a revolver
JS - O_O
Val - Common lets go
Sally - Jack you just made Skulduggery's ego even bigger -.-"
JS - sorry
SP - Yeah you should be, CAUSE I'm the greatest living skeleton on this planet!!!!
- Fin -
Yeah it was fun writing that :)
p.s Im still writing the story kal i haven't forgotten :)